After seven series, the "for sale" signs are finally going up on Wisteria Lane. Desperate Housewives has been losing viewers faster than Bree Van de Kamp mislays husbands, and ABC has announced the upcoming series eight will be the Housewives' last hurrah. Yet unlike many long-running dramas, its producers can't be accused of jumping the shark — because the pilot episode opened suspended in mid-air over the shark, and never landed. The show saddled itself from the outset with a dead narrator, Mary Alice Young, who, after blowing her brains out, returned in voice form to spy metaphysically on her ex-neighbours and make treacly observations about love and friendship. Initially, she at least had a role to play in overseeing the recovery of the body that she'd helped to kill.
Quotes from Desperate Housewives
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Wednesday 09 October UK News feed. The question may not be as widely debated as "Who shot JR? Tonight, after a five-month run, the upmarket soap's first series comes to an end with a two-hour, two-episode special. Millions of viewers have been holding their collective breath thanks to the warning from the show's omnipresent narrator, Mary Alice Young, a housewife so desperate she shot herself in the first episode, that "not everyone gets a happy ending" on Wisteria Lane.
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We count down the 10 best quotations from season 1 of ''Desperate Housewives''. Most fans, however, can agree on one thing: Bree Marcia Cross drops more hilarious one-liners in a single episode than the average network sitcom does in a whole year. You can help your fellow addicts by adding your own favorite lines to the message board below. I am going to find the most vindictive lawyer I can find.
It beat Charmed by two episodes. Quite an accomplishment. ABC has reason to be very thankful to this TV series. When Desperate Housewives and Lost came on the scene in , they were fresh and buzz-worthy shows that really gave the network a boost.