I live in an apartment with two guys. I share one wall with one of them, and another wall with the other. I have heard sex exactly one time, at around three in the morning — a sort of frantic, animal panting sound that quickly turned into rapid-fire cries of pleasure. The whole thing lasted no more than 10 seconds; I guess she was climaxing.
This Guy’s Story About His Roommate Having Sex Has The Worst Ending Imaginable
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After reading these reader-submitted tales of roommate horror , you will never be mad about a simple unwashed dish again. Warning: there will be blood. Many of your roommate stories were also gross stories , as they contained disturbing amounts of pee, shit, vomit, and blood. Used condoms and used tampons figured prominently. I also learned my new favorite faux-pology: "I'm sorry that I did that but sometimes you are very annoying. A reader tells the story of a roommate who stole her jewelry, clothes, and even underwear. When confronted,.
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I once had a roommate who didn't pay rent for three months and then barricaded himself inside my house when I asked him to move out. If you've ever had roomies, then you likely have a few tales like this, and you're not alone. These roommate horror stories on Twitter will definitely keep you up at night wondering what the hell is wrong with people. Because it's not you — it's them. With a decent apartment costing eleventy million dollars and jobs paying far less than you deserve, roommates are pretty much a necessity.
These stories make Jez from Peep Show look like a considerate, financially stable young man. Prompted by a New York Magazine article telling a chilling story about a serial squatter who would meticulously drive people out of their own homes, journalist Gene Demby asked people to share their own tales of nightmare roommates. This makes me wonder about your worst roommate stories. This was in college, but my roommate hid a 4ft bald python under our bunk bed for 4 days before I found it. Our very first conversation involved my snake phobia so needless to say we were not off to a great start.